COMMANDER SHEPARD’S BUCKET LIST (VERSION 2.0)
Beat death at death’s own game
- Feed fish once. Just once. One time. Feed the fish. Remember to feed the fish.
- BBQ with Zaeed; nothing blows up
- Finish entire dinner at fancy restaurant; nothing blows up
Land role in Blasto film
- Win a dance off, prove crew totally wrong
- Dance lessons maybe?
- Take a real nap with Kaidan. Hammock or couch; somewhere comfy
Go to fancy party with Miranda, make everyone jealous
- Wear matching red sexy outfits with Miranda next time
- Action figure that looks just like me?
- …Bonus: with Garrus sidekick
Save the krogan. Gotta love the krogan.
- Get someone to say ‘Big Gorgeous Shepard’ without actually saying ‘repeat after me’
- Road trip with Garrus
- Babysit one of Wrex’s kids
Quality time with Grunt
- Meet Jacob’s kid
- Spend full day without thinking about saving the galaxy
Finish steak sandwich before Kaidan asks for a bite
- Get matching tattoos with James
- Take Steve for a ride in Mako to put an end to those ‘can’t drive’ rumors once and for all
- Tell Anderson how much I love him
- Give Joker much-deserved noogie
Throw an epic party
Watch a Prothean cry in the bathroom
- Get the entire crew matching Normandy hoodies; achieve one Normandy crew family reunion one year after galaxy is saved; take awesome picture
- Make sure Legion’s high score in GoF doesn’t get knocked down
- Finish M’s seashell collection (has to be me this time)
MORDIN SOLUS’S BUCKET LIST
- Encore performance as scientist Salarian.
THANE KRIOS’S BUCKET LIST
- Mend that which was broken.
LEGION’S BUCKET LIST
- Receive one thousand and one hugs from Shepard-Commander
Learn answer to important question
KAIDAN ALENKO’S BUCKET LIST
Make sure Shepard never has to find out what it’d be like without me
GARRUS VAKARIAN’S BUCKET LIST
- Meet Shepard at the bar
Spinach and basil pesto sauce. Look how beautiful this is. You know you want it. Did I mention it’s also nut-free?
These graves weren’t desecrated, Jack. They were exposed.