spicyshimmy:

COMMANDER SHEPARD’S BUCKET LIST (VERSION 2.0)

• Beat death at death’s own game
• Twice?
• Feed fish once. Just once. One time. Feed the fish. Remember to feed the fish.
• BBQ with Zaeed; nothing blows up
• Finish entire dinner at fancy restaurant; nothing blows up
• Land role in Blasto film
• Win a dance off, prove crew totally wrong
• Dance lessons maybe? 
• Take a real nap with Kaidan. Hammock or couch; somewhere comfy 
• Go to fancy party with Miranda, make everyone jealous
• Wear matching red sexy outfits with Miranda next time
• Action figure that looks just like me?
• …Bonus: with Garrus sidekick 
• Save the krogan. Gotta love the krogan.
• Get someone to say ‘Big Gorgeous Shepard’ without actually saying ‘repeat after me’
• Road trip with Garrus
• Babysit one of Wrex’s kids
• Quality time with Grunt
• Meet Jacob’s kid
• Spend full day without thinking about saving the galaxy
• Finish steak sandwich before Kaidan asks for a bite
• Get matching tattoos with James
• Take Steve for a ride in Mako to put an end to those ‘can’t drive’ rumors once and for all
• Tell Anderson how much I love him 
• Give Joker much-deserved noogie 
• Throw an epic party
• Watch a Prothean cry in the bathroom
• Get the entire crew matching Normandy hoodies; achieve one Normandy crew family reunion one year after galaxy is saved; take awesome picture
• Make sure Legion’s high score in GoF doesn’t get knocked down
• Finish M’s seashell collection (has to be me this time)

MORDIN SOLUS’S BUCKET LIST

• Cure genophage.
• Encore performance as scientist Salarian.

THANE KRIOS’S BUCKET LIST

• Mend that which was broken.

LEGION’S BUCKET LIST

• Receive one thousand and one hugs from Shepard-Commander
• Learn answer to important question

KAIDAN ALENKO’S BUCKET LIST

• Make sure Shepard never has to find out what it’d be like without me

GARRUS VAKARIAN’S BUCKET LIST

• Meet Shepard at the bar

no-gods-no-grains:

Spinach and basil pesto sauce. Look how beautiful this is. You know you want it. Did I mention it’s also nut-free?

Recipe here

shmaug:

These graves weren’t desecrated, Jack. They were exposed.