f-word:

carrot cake

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05-16 / 22:01 / 78 notes / f-word
my face tag is great i went and deleted all of the bad ones out of it

yes those genie and cat ones are A+

05-16 / 21:57
emmybiscuit replied to your post: my friend jon
HAHAHAHAHA

he should have never made a face tag

05-16 / 21:41 / 1 note

my friend jon

he might be president someday

or not

05-16 / 21:28 / 4 notes

If we lose Shepard, humanity might as well follow.

COMMANDER SHEPARD’S LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY TODAY

spicyshimmy:

  1. Danced twenty minutes to Hackett Out.
  2. Hackett Out sure to be galactic hit—if galaxy not destroyed first.
  3. As of twenty-one hundred, galaxy: still hanging in there.
  4. Remaining friends also still hanging in there. 
  5. Some of them are even having kids.
  6. Say, are krogan babies something to be happy about or afraid of? (Commander’s note: ask somebody about that moral conundrum.)
  7. Kaidan’s butt is on board again.
  8. Miranda’s Miranda…ness.
  9. Garrus Vakarian.
  10. Just… Garrus.
  11. I love you, buddy. 
  12. James won’t ever know where the new cast-iron frying pan came from exactly, but that doesn’t mean he won’t enjoy the hell out of scrambling his huevos inside of it all the same.
  13. Saw an asari kissing a krogan on the Citadel. Touching reunion. Brought a tear to my eye. Managed to go ten seconds thinking about far we’ve come together before Joker brought up embracing four testicle eternity and ruined the moment. 
  14. Picked up a new shell for seashell collection. Think you’d like it, Mordin. 
  15. Javik didn’t throw anybody else out of the airlock. 
  16. …That I know of.
  17. Nobody told me ‘this hurts you’ in the past twenty-four hours. 
  18. Was only almost killed four times. A record low. 
  19. Tried that old meditation breathing technique of Thane’s for a while. Almost thought I could hear waves crashing on the shore.
  20. Turns out it was barbells crashing in the shuttle bay. Some days, we’re doing the Reapers’ work for them.
  21. Hope it burns their metal asses.  
  22. Did I mention Garrus yet? 
  23. Garrus Vakarian. 
  24. Didn’t sleep, so, hey—no nightmares.
  25. Damn, Hackett Out is catchy.
  26. And here’s looking at tomorrow, if we get to see it.
  27. Knowing that unit had one hell of a soul. 
  28. Admiral Anderson and all the brave soldiers holding the line back home. Back on earth. Knowing we won’t let that bravery be in vain. 
  29. My fishies. 

COMMANDER’S LOG, 2185 CE. 

EH